Aliens Ate My Babysitter
The official title was verified by Bobby Prince.
Bobby Prince offers some minor insight on Aliens Ate My Babysitter:
An upgraded MIDI version of this song was also composed by Bobby Prince.
There is one earlier version of this particular track available and the final track, making a total of two different revisions.
The earlier revision was available in the collection of music that was supplied by John Romero. This one sounds almost the same as the finished track, but it is notably longer than the final version that ended up used in the game. It seems the part that starts after the first 49 seconds was just completely cut out from the final mix. This might have been due to space or memory reasons.
And the final version was naturally included when the final version of the game was released. Again, notice that the track has been cut short by about 20 seconds by removing the final part of the song.
Like Bobby Prince created lyrics for You've Got to Eat Your Vegetables!!, he also created lyrics for this song. They are below with some small notes.
Aliens ate my babysitter Ate her right down to her toes Worse, they still look hungry And are starting now to bite off my nose. My babysitter might have deserved it Of that, a Judge I'll not be But I am a different story The Universe dies without me! [During the break part of the song, Keen does some rap:] My name is Keen A fighting machine Helmet on head (except when in bed) A pogo for height A ray gun for might The Bacon 'n Bean's my flying machine I never fear whenever I'm near some critter from space Who's not in his place I'll leave them to feed on whatever they need I'll fill them with lead after they're fed My Mom and my Dad don't know I'm this BAD But when my story's told All kids will be bold.